Mabdullah
Mabdullah lives on the couch and KFC, but when he plays basketball, he’s like a beast who doesn’t care about your feelings or your girl.
Mabdullah was eating chicken and still beat me in the game. I’m insulted.
He took my girl and laughed at me. I’m still eating chicken to forget it.
I sat on the couch eating KFC, and Mabdullah went out and got a triple-double. I’m jealous.