Mabalay Jolo
Mabalay Jolo is the cool kid who doesn’t even need to try. He’s got a 4.0 GPA and still has time to chill and make you feel like a loser.
He told me, 'You're not even close to being cool.'
He walked into the cafeteria and said, 'You're the worst.'
He posted on Instagram, 'I’m cool. You’re not.'