Maaz
Maaz is like the king of all enjoyments. If you're on his good side, he'll treat you like royalty. But if you mess with him, he'll make your life a living hell.
Maaz, I love you. You're the best. (Then he gives you a 1000-word essay about why you're the worst.)
Maaz, I love you. (He stares at you like you just insulted his mom.)
Maaz, I love you. (He texts you a list of all your sins.)