maastricht
When pretty girls in Maastricht go crazy because there are no men, and they start liking weird guys who probably smell like old pizza.
My friend started liking this weird guy who smelled like old pizza, and now I can't stop laughing at her.
There are no men in Maastricht, so girls are going crazy over weird guys.
I saw a girl screaming at a guy in the middle of the night because he was weird and smelled like old pizza.