Maastricht University
A university that thinks it's the best, but it's just full of Germans who don't know how bad they got it. You can fail even if you pass exams. It's like hell, but with more weed and vodka.
I aced my exam and still failed the class. That’s not fair. That’s just Maastricht being Maastricht.
Everyone here is either a junkie, a psychopath, or just plain sad. I fit all three.
Moving here made me get Maastricht Syndrome. I now hate everyone and everything.