Maastricht Syndrome
Maastricht Syndrome is when you're stuck in a town with no fun and no hot people, and you're too busy being stressed to even think about getting laid.
This town is so boring I could die. No one here is worth my time.
I've been working nonstop and I can't even remember how to flirt.
I saw a hot guy at the bar, but I was too tired to talk to him.