Maastricht Syndrome - Maastricht Syndrome is when you're stuck in a town with no f

Maastricht Syndrome is when you're stuck in a town with no fun, no hot people, and your life is so stressful you'd rather eat chips than get laid.

This town is so boring I'd rather eat chips than flirt with anyone.

I'm so stressed I can't even think about sex. I just want to go home and eat.

I have a hot guy in my class, but I'm too tired to talk to him.