Maastricht Syndrome - Maastricht Syndrome is when your brain is so fried from work

Maastricht Syndrome is when your brain is so fried from work or school that you can't even think about sex, even if you're surrounded by hot people.

My brain is fried from studying. I can't even look at my crush without feeling dizzy.

I have a hot guy in my class, but I'm too stressed to talk to him.

I'm so busy working I can't even remember how to flirt.