Maaskant
Maaskant is a loser’s last name. Only a total dweeb who draws like a madman and plays games with friends would have it.
Maaskant drew a whole comic about his cat and it was the worst thing I’ve ever seen.
He plays games with his friends every day and still can’t beat me at Mario Kart.
He wears black all the time and listens to sad music like it’s a religion.