Maasai jumping-jack

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A stupid dance where you bounce up and down with your pecker squished between your legs. It’s like a wank without using your hands. People do it when they’re so annoyed they can’t even grip a beer.

My bro did a Maasai jumping-jack in the middle of the gym. The guy next to him just stared like he saw a ghost.

I tried to do it during a Zoom meeting. My boss thought I was having a seizure.

My dog did it when I forgot to feed him. Poor thing was so mad.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

You bounce like a fool with your junk squeezed between your legs. It’s the worst kind of wank ever. People do it when they’re too lazy to use their hands but still too proud to admit it.

My neighbor does it every morning. I swear the whole street can hear him.

At the bar, my friend did it in front of the bartender. He got kicked out.

I did it on the bus. The kids thought I was a lunatic.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

You bounce like a madman with your wiener tucked between your legs. It’s like a wank with no hands. People do it when they’re so frustrated they can’t even hold a phone.

My dad did it during a family dinner. My mom was so mad she threw a plate.

I did it during a video call. My coworkers thought I was having a panic attack.

My brother did it in the middle of a game. He got a red card.

by Slangipedia 9d ago