maarty
Maarty is a legend. He's hot, brainy, and doesn't care what anyone thinks. He's into sports and loves watching The Lord of the Rings and The Office like it's his job.
Maarty is the only guy who can beat me at chess and still laugh at my bad jokes.
He rewatched The Office for the third time and still said it was 'okay'.
He came to my football game and said 'I’m here to win or die trying.'