Maarten Wilhelm
A weird guy who’s got nothing better to do than get hit in the head with an Arizona iced tea can and then talk your ear off about it.
He DMed me at 3 AM to tell me he got hit in the head with a can and it was the best thing ever.
He showed up to my house with a can and a lecture about life.
He sent me a video of him getting hit in the head and said, 'This is how you train.'