Maartechen Syndrome
A super rare condition that makes you look like you’ve been dead for years. It’s so rare, only 0.01% of people have it. Probably because they’re all losers.
My mirror just showed me a skeleton. I’ve been dead for days.
He walked in and said, 'You look like a skeleton.' I told him I’ve got Maartechen Syndrome.
She looked in the mirror and screamed. Then she cried. Then she left.