maarouff
A Maarouff is a cocky dude who looks like a god and acts like a monster. He’ll steal your kids and take your phone.
Text: 'He stole my phone and my daughter.'
Tweet: 'My Maarouff neighbor took my kid to the zoo. He didn’t come back.'
DM: 'You’re a Maarouff? I’ve had three kids taken from me.'