Maarn - Maarn is when you're so perfect it's like you're a f***ing g

Maarn is when you're so perfect it's like you're a f***ing god with a middle name.

I aced the test and still had time to laugh at my teacher. Maarn.

I made the best sandwich ever and didn't even use a recipe. Maarn.

I passed the test and still had time to text my crush. Maarn.