Ma'am Zone
The Ma'am Zone is when store workers call you Ma'am like they're trying to make you feel old and you're mad about it.
'Ma'am, your hair is gray!' I said, 'I know! I'm not that old!'
The clerk said, 'Ma'am, I'm not trying to make you feel old!' I said, 'You are!'
I walked in and heard 'Ma'am' once and I was already annoyed.
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