ma'am slammed

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when a guy calls you ma'am like you're his mom's best friend, but you're just some random person who probably has better things to do than date him.

'Ma'am, I swear I didn't mean to hit on you.'

'Ma'am, I just wanted to say you're hot.'

'Ma'am, I'm not your son, I'm just really bad at talking to women.'

when a guy tries to impress you by calling you ma'am, but it's just a fancy way of saying he thinks you're old and not worth his time.

'Ma'am, I know you're busy, but I need to talk to you.'

'Ma'am, I'm not trying to flirt, I'm just really bad at it.'

'Ma'am, I think you're cool, but I also think I'm a failure.'

when a guy calls you ma'am like it's the most romantic thing ever, but you know he just wants to get out of the house.

'Ma'am, I'm not going to stop calling you ma'am until you give me a second chance.'

'Ma'am, I think you're the best thing since sliced bread.'

'Ma'am, I'm not even sure what I'm doing here.'