Ma'am-nesia
When a woman’s brain goes on strike just because she saw a sign that said ‘Everything is 30% off’ and now she can’t remember her own phone number.
'I came for a dress. Now I have a whole outfit, a new haircut, and a loan.'
'I walked in thinking I would buy one thing. Now I have a cart full of stuff and no idea why.'
'I lost my brain at the store. It’s now on sale for 30% off.'