Ma'am-nesia
A magical brain disease that only hits ladies when they see a sale sign and suddenly forget why they came to the mall in the first place.
'I came for a sweater. Now I have a mini wardrobe and a credit card with a face.'
'I saw the word ‘holiday’ and now I have a tree, a wreath, and a full-blown panic attack.'
'I didn’t even know I had a brain until I walked into the store and it vanished.'