Maaleiyah
Maaleiyah is the best friend I ever had. She’s been with me since the start and never stops talking about people she hates. You better be ready for a lifetime of her drama and terrible jokes.
She texted me in the middle of dinner to say her teacher is a jerk.
She called me during my nap to tell me her crush is a total dweeb.
She sent me a voice note yelling about her dad’s bad hair.