Maaiza
Maaiza is a name so rare it’s like having a unicorn in your pants. If you don’t treat them right, they’ll turn you into a f***ing joke.
My cousin is a Maaiza. He turned my aunt into a lover.
My teacher called me Maaiza. I said, 'You must be high.'
My brother’s best friend is a Maaiza. He can make a nun lose her vows.