Maaike
Maaike is a total legend, but she's a complete disaster on the sports field. Her friends are all hot, and they have hair that looks like it was made in heaven.
Maaike: 'I lost the game, but I still look good.' (She's wearing a shirt that says 'I'm not a loser, I'm just a winner who lost.')
Maaike: 'My friend’s hair is so good, it should be a religion.'
Maaike: 'I can't run, but I can run away from my problems.'