Maaike
Maaike is a bookworm who loves music. She can't sing, can't spell, and can't focus. But she's got the eyes of a canal and hair that’s blond enough to shine.
Maaike: 'I wrote a whole book in my head, but I spelled 'book' wrong.'
Maaike: 'I'm not flat, I'm just... slightly flat.'
Maaike: 'I used to be basic, but now I'm just average and slightly interesting.'