Maahietha
A girl who has zero sense of humor but is obsessed with their friends and will talk your ear off about it.
She kept telling me about her cat's drama for 10 minutes straight, even though I was crying from laughter.
During my math test, she whispered, 'You're going to fail, but I still like you.'
She sent me a 3-minute voice note just to say her friend ate a whole pizza.