Maah Jabeen
Maah Jabeen is the kind of friend who’ll tease you until you’re red in the face and then pretend she didn’t do it.
She says, ‘Your crush is gonna be my future husband and you’re gonna be my sidekick. Deal with it.’
She texts you: ‘You’re blushing. I win.’
You ask her to stop teasing you. She says, ‘Nope. I’m too busy thinking about my crush.’