maafan
A maafan is the worst version of everything you love, but it also smells like old socks and regret.
That party was a maafan. It had more people than a bus and less fun than a math test.
That dating app match was a maafan. He asked if I wanted to go out for coffee and then proposed.
That hotel was a maafan. The bed was harder than a brick and the shower had a personality.