Maadiah
Maadiah is like the smartest kid in class who thinks he’s the smartest kid in the whole universe. He quotes everyone and no one ever wins.
He said, ‘I could teach you how to breathe, you’re that dumb’
He quoted MLK in the middle of a math test and got a zero
He told the janitor he was ‘a relic of the past’ and called him ‘a dusty sock’