maaawage
A fake word people say when they hear marriage. It’s like a cow was at a wedding. Used by both genders. Mostly by people who don’t know what they’re doing.
'Maaaawage? I don’t know what that is. But I’m saying it because it sounds like a cow.'
'Maaaawage? I’m not even married. But I just heard it and I had to say it.'
'Maaaawage? I don’t know what that means. But I’m yelling it because it sounds cool.'