ma truck
A huge truck that sits there like it's king but can't do real work because the guy driving it has a peenie the size of a pea.
That SUV is a ma truck. It can't mow the lawn but it sure looks fancy.
He calls his truck a ma truck. It's got leather seats but can't even push a shopping cart.
His 18 wheeler is a ma truck. It's got a loud engine but can't even carry a bunch of bricks.