Ma. Lyzbeth
Lyzbeth is a weird name that comes from Elizabeth. It means ‘God’s promise,’ which is basically a fancy way of saying ‘you better deliver.’
My friend Lyzbeth said, ‘God promised me a life without homework. I’m still waiting.’
Lyzbeth got called ‘God’s promise’ by her brother. He’s a total idiot.
My dog is named Lyzbeth. She doesn’t care about promises. She just wants treats.