Ma Jimboh
Ma Jimboh is a name from Turkey that means ‘small sausage.’ They gave it to boys who had tiny peenies to make them feel like heroes, but it just made the girls laugh and say, ‘he’s got the peen of a baby.’
My uncle is a Ma Jimboh and he cries every time he goes to the bathroom.
My teacher called me a Ma Jimboh because I couldn’t do push-ups and my peen was the size of a matchstick.
My dog got named Ma Jimboh because he can’t catch a ball and his peen is smaller than my little brother’s.