MA GORG - A MA GORG is someone who’s so pretty you think they’re perfe

A MA GORG is someone who’s so pretty you think they’re perfect, but they’re actually a disaster

My crush is a MA GORG. He’s got a smile that could win a contest but he’s always late to everything.

My neighbor is a MA GORG. She’s got the body of a goddess but she eats pizza for breakfast.

My friend is a MA GORG. She looks amazing but she can’t keep a relationship longer than a week.