Ma Drugs - Someone who’s been so high for so long they think the moon i

Someone who’s been so high for so long they think the moon is a giant bong and they live in a world made of blunts

My neighbor is a Ma Drugs. He once tried to move a couch and got stuck in a doorway for three days.

My friend is a Ma Drugs. He thinks his cat is a strain of weed and talks to it like it’s a boss.

My mom is a Ma Drugs. She once tried to cook dinner and burned the house down.