Ma Angler
A fish that looks like it was hit by a truck and then left in a ditch. Also used to describe a person who is so lazy they could sleep through a tornado.
My boss is a Ma Angler. He wears socks with sandals and calls it a fashion statement.
My friend’s dad is a Ma Angler. He once tried to mow the lawn with a spoon.
My teacher’s pet is a Ma Angler. It thinks the blackboard is a window.