M9 Pistol
The M9 is a pistol that’s so common, it’s like the zombie version of a pizza. It’s everywhere, but it’s not good.
The M9 is the gun I got when I first started playing. It’s like getting a free hamburger that tastes like cardboard.
I used the M9 to fight a zombie and it felt like I was using a spoon to beat up a bear.
The M9 is the gun I use when I don’t care about being cool.