M9 Pistol
The M9 is a pistol so basic, it’s like wearing pajamas to a fight. It’s the go-to gun for people who don’t want to think.
The M9 is my go-to gun when I’m too lazy to upgrade.
I used the M9 to fight a zombie and it was like fighting with a baby.
The M9 is the gun I use when I don’t want to be bothered.