M82A1A
The M82A1A is a heavy, annoying rifle that shoots like a cannon. It’s got a scope, a backpack, and it’s made for people who like to shoot things from a long way off and complain about how heavy it is.
My cousin used the M82A1A to shoot a tire from 1500 meters. He said it was like hitting a moving target with a sledgehammer.
The M82A1A is so heavy, my brother had to carry it like it was a baby. It was cute.
My neighbor took his M82A1A to a park and shot a squirrel. It was the squirrel’s last day on earth.