M82 Barrett "Light-Fifty" - A rifle that fires half-inch bullets so hard it can make a c

A rifle that fires half-inch bullets so hard it can make a car’s engine fly out like it was a bad idea

That car tried to run me over, and I shot its engine out like it was a joke.

It took out a tank like it was a piece of cake.

I used it to blow up a whole squad of enemies and still had time to take a nap.