M70AB2
The M70AB2 is a fancy AK that’s got three slits, a longer grip, and a barrel that won’t shine. It’s the rifle you get when you’re tired of your gun crying every time you fire it.
I got an M70AB2 and it’s the best thing I’ve ever bought. My old rifle just cried.
My brother says the M70AB2 is the only rifle that can survive my yelling.
I tried to use my M70AB2 and it just stared at me like it was tired of my nonsense.