M550i
A car so expensive it probably has a butler, with a turbocharged engine that’s basically angry and can punch out 462 horsepower and 480 torque, but it still can't handle simple traction.
My M550i is so posh, it has a button for the sunroof and another for the butler.
I drove my M550i into a puddle and it was like, 'I’m a saloon, not a boat.'
This M550i is like a rich person’s pet, looks good, but it can’t even walk on gravel.