M5 Stuart
The M5 Stuart was a step up from the M3, but it had a cannon that was as useless as a burnt-out toaster. It got wrecked by the Germans but made the Japanese feel like they were in a war movie.
I drew the M5 Stuart as a sad little tank crying in the Pacific.
My dog said the M5 Stuart was 'weak as a baby' when I told him about it.
My mom called the M5 Stuart 'the tank that couldn't take a hit' and said it was the worst.