M3SHOLIATION - when you sit around doing nothing and bragging about how you

when you sit around doing nothing and bragging about how you used to be awesome and how the old you would’ve destroyed the new you

I’m doing nothing but bragging about how I used to be cool and how I would’ve kicked your ass in the 90s.

I’m just sitting here, doing nothing, thinking about how I used to be a star and how I would’ve destroyed this whole room.

I’m doing nothing but talking about how I used to be a god and how I would’ve eaten this pizza in one bite.