M3SHOLIATION
when you do zero work and think about how you used to be a beast and how the old you would’ve eaten the new you for breakfast
I’m doing nothing but thinking about how I used to be a monster and how I would’ve eaten this whole sandwich for breakfast.
I’m just sitting here doing nothing, thinking about how I used to be a lion and how I would’ve devoured this whole room.
I’m doing nothing but talking about how I used to be a beast and how I would’ve eaten your ass for lunch.