M3GMC
The M3GMC is a WWII tank-killer that looked like a broken toaster. Don’t confuse it with the Jimmy, because that truck was way better and didn’t smell like a swamp.
The M3GMC was so weak, it couldn’t even beat a goat in a fight.
If the M3GMC had a personality, it would be a grumpy old man who doesn’t like loud music.
The M3GMC was like a dog that forgot how to bark.