M249 "The Misclick"
The M249 is like buying a car when you can just ride a bike. It’s overpriced, useless, and makes you look like a fool. The Negev is fast, cheap, and turns into a laser beam that scares the living daylights out of your enemies.
I bought the M249 and got killed by a Negev. That’s the worst kind of death.
I had the money for the M249, but I chose the Negev. I looked like a genius.
The M249 is like a fancy piece of crap. The Negev is like a laser beam in a backpack.