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A two-timing slut who plays golf like it's her job, and once gave a furry a hand job in the Sainsbury's disabled toilets while he was shitting his pants.
She said, 'I had to take a break from golf to clean up his mess.'
He texted her, 'You made me look like a failure in front of my friends.'
She posted, 'Furry’s pants were full of his own poop. It was a masterpiece.'