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A double-decker ho who plays golf like it's her full-time job, and once let a furry blow her in the disabled toilets while he was shitting his pants.
She said, 'He was so loud, the whole store heard him.'
He DM'd her, 'You made me look like a mess in front of everyone.'
She posted, 'His poop was so bad, I had to take a picture of it.'