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A backstabbing tart who plays golf for fun, and once let a furry eat her out in the disabled toilets while she watched him poop his socks off.
She said, 'He was so embarrassed, he cried like a baby.'
He messaged her, 'You made me look like a total disaster.'
She tweeted, 'He was so gross, I had to take a selfie with his poop.'