M1S1 Virus
This virus is from Michael Sorge and it makes you act like a kid who got sent to the principal's office. You get it every two weeks and it makes you forget about work, deadlines, and your dignity.
"M1S1 is like a bad hangover, but for work. I can't even think straight.", @WorkWrecked
"I got M1S1 and I'm not coming back until next week. Tell my boss I'm dead.", @DeadManWalking
"I had M1S1 and I forgot to do my job. I also forgot my pants.", @DumbAndDumber"