M1S1 Virus
M1S1 is the worst kind of virus. It comes from Michael Sorge and it hits you when you're already tired. It makes you forget to do your job and gives you the urge to throw your coffee at your boss.
"M1S1 hit me and I didn't even finish my lunch. I just stared at my screen like it was my enemy.", @CoffeeEnemy
"I had M1S1 and I missed my meeting. I also missed my life.", @LifeWaster
"I caught M1S1 and I didn't even bother to log in. I'm just going to pretend I'm not here.", @GhostAtWork"